Just a quick update everyone. Michael Jackson is still dead. Thankfully. Although for some reason no-one will shut up about him. C'mon guys, when he was alive you all thought he was a weirdo paedophile! You can't change your mind just 'cos he's dead. In fact, now would be the perfect time to admit you always thought he was a freak. He's dead, what's he going to do about it? People can say all they like about him "having his childhood stolen from him" (boo f*cking hoo) but he wasn't complaining about that when he was making millions of dollars on every record.
Celebrities are actually completely stupid, they do not seem to realise that the price for being able to go on daytime chat shows and spout their ludicrously inane opinions is that people want to know what knickers they're wearing and what food they throw in their dustbins. For all that they profess to be "really just normal people", they crave attention more than a fat kid craves chocolate. And to be honest, they make me sick (celebrities, not fat kids. Although I'm not really a fan of them either....). When will they realise that they can't have the world exactly as they want it, that every benefit has its downside?
That particular bitter rant was brought to you courtesy of My Overdraft (it deserves the capitalisation) , which is now growing at a rate usually associated with Chinese cities. Upsetting stuff.
In other news, I've just finished Steven King's "Gerald's Game", a novel featuring light bondage, a dead guy being eaten by a dog whilst his wife is handcuffed to the bed in the same room and a necrophiliac whose arms come down to his knees. Truly epic. Apparently, next on King's list of taboos to break is a man being eaten alive by his work colleagues to celebrate thanksgiving, which is actually based on the real life story of a Japanese body sushi (look it up) restaurant with a twist.
Song of the Day: Two Receivers - Klaxons. Guys, bring it down two octaves, then maybe people will be interested.
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