Am I insane? The talking candy floss next to me doesnt think so.

Insanity. Wikipedia defines it as "behaviour that flouts societal norms". When it leads to violence, it can be termed 'psychosis'. When shared by many people, it can be called 'religion'. Warning: The previous sentence contained views that are considered by some to be shocking. If you do not want to be shocked, do not read the previous sentence. Also, that line isn't my own, but I'm too lazy to re-read The God Delusion to find out who said it. And I only brought up insanity to use that line. I tried writing a whole blog about it but failed miserably. And I can't talk about the game last night as most of my (2) readers have a pathological hatred of football. Which, given my lack of social skills, leaves me rather lacking in subjects. And, to be honest, you should probably be entertaining yourselves, rather than relying on me all the time. So I'll probably just stop here.

Song of the day: Ride a White Horse - Goldfrapp. This ode to a drug dealer has everything: 3 note bassline, derivative kickdrum/snare drumbeat, and breathy, sounds like she's about to fall asleep vocals. As well as the line "feels like real leather" which, unless I'm very much mistaken, is a description if this man's skin texture. But it is really good.