I've just been trolling through some random blogs from this very site, and have discovered an inconvenient truth: when it comes to other bloggers, I am not in very good company. The majority I found were by middle-aged American housewives discussing their intolerably average middle-class lives, showing us endless pictures of their snotty nosed, ridiculously named (Ryne, Madonna) children. As if that wasn't enough, they seem to think we might be interested in their philosphical musings on what a snowflake is for, or what colour cheese sounds like. Those aren't real questions! The only slightly different blogs were one advertising home furnishings and another in Japanese discussing, I think, ways to rid themselves of the "Western Menace". I may have been wrong. So there you have it. When it comes to blogging, the only choices are Suburbian Americana, Japanese Genocide, or me. I think you know who to pick...
Song of the day: Supermassive Black Hole - Muse. Contrary to popular belief, this song is not about the celestial phenomena, instead using them as a metaphor for a (probably quite strange) relationship. Clever that.
P.S. To anyone reading this who has a blog, I didn't mean to imply that yours wasnt worth looking at. Just that I haven't bothered.
P.P.S. I just found this. Pretension now has a URL.
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Hello.I promised I'd comment, just to give you something to do. You blatantly haven't read my blog, or you'd have stopped writing your own in recognition that nothing you could write would EVER match that. I think you should write an entry on triplets, and why you shouldn't make the posters in your bedroom look like notorious European dictators at 5am. Also, I suspect you are asleep. I'm feeling a bit weird, because I'm not. And how dare you! I was tablscaping just the other morn. I like to call my latest work "Heap o' sh*t".
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